CAPTAIN OSSHOLE !
(Each line is made from two anagrams
of NICHOLAS EASTOP, one
following the other)

O China's apostle, Captain Osshole.
Social Stephano, Spanish coat, ole!
Chop not aliases, Oh Captain's sole.

Piano chaos lets not social shape.
Location shapes to piano clashes
As also phonetic shop can isolate

Apostle in chaos as clothes-piano,
Cool as thespian, patches in a solo.
Aha! Inspect solo - Aha! Nicest loops,

Oh, Captain loses ocean hospitals,
An apeshit cools shop escalation,
As loonies patch hospital canoes.

A penis at school - ha! not so special,
Oh, as to pelicans - chaos is not pale.
So Alpha section is not space-halo.

So "Ciao the plans!" A chapel is not so.
Soap in the coals is not coal shape.
The coal passion is not cheap also.

"Aha!" consoles Pit. "Salt nachos, I 'ope,
So chap's toe-nail, septic, alas, oh no,
So Captain's hole - so chaplain's toe?"

As ethical snoop to seasonal chip
As toe-nail chops on capital shoes.
Chop not aliases, Captain Osshole !

© 1996 Pip Eastop