Dianagram poem

Diana, Princess Of Wales,
Fine Windsor Palace ass,
Now Dies in safe car - Slap!
A Windsor's final escape?

Cardinal wife passes on.
A fine ladie's now scraps.
Candle in wisps as afore.
Fine ass now "idle-as-crap".

A sad fine scrap now lies
Finalised now as "scrape".
Di passes; "A cow infernal".
(Is a new spinal-cord safe?)

A candle foresaw in piss
A Windsor's ace lifespan.
Forensics pawned alias
In ward soap facileness.

So crap wife's insane lad
Sweeps financial roads,
Despairs a slow finance.
Fairies, pass candle now.

If a cow slanders a penis
Facile passions wander.
Lewd passion in safe car
As fine ladies crap snow.

Californian seed swaps
Increased passion flaw.
Fine radical now passes
A piss, coins and welfare.

Insane fiasco sprawled
Lewd, if arcane, passions
And slap-wife scenarios.
Lewd passions in a farce.

Wife scandal aspersion
So sad if palace winners.
Slap a nice safe Windsor
Wifeless, pianos and car.

"Sod is fine", palace warns.
Andrew's facile passion
Spews fiasco adrenalin.
Son-in-law faces despair.

In Windsor's safe palace
Police saw innards safe,
Plain as Windsor faeces.
A Windsor lifespan case.

Palace warned, "Fissions",
As sad police warn "Fines!"
And in wife's corpse, alas
Alas, wipes and forensic.

Lie down ass, safe in crap,
Scraped now as if aliens
Sew in a safe spinal cord
(Parisians lend safe cow).

A Lifespan screws in D.O.A.
Alas, fine acorns swiped.
Down, safe, in a scrap, lies
Faeces and slow aspirin.

Final words - pain ceases.
Parisian clowns feed as
A nice final word passes.
Is Paris candle now safe?

Parisian law confessed
An "ass-piece's" final word
So few Parisian candles.
Final words - "Ace pansies!"

Pals now inside safe car.
Weapon-finalised scars
In new "safe car" disposal.
Awed lifespan narcosis.

Pals wined in safe car so
Now in safe cars pals die.
Fierce passions and law!
Diana, Princess Of Wales.