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| Name | Who? | Anagrams |
| Patrick Gundry White |
Alexander teacher |
Pitch-dark winter guy Upright dainty wreck Upright windy racket Weird, uptight, cranky Huge randy prick twit Want huge dirty prick Thwarted prick in guy Darn huge witty prick The crudity wank grip Dirty wank purge itch Dick - upright 'n' watery Why crap in gutter, kid? Try a new upright dick |
| Virginia Bottomley | An evil Tory bigot | I'm an evil Tory bigot |
| Lynda Houghton | Bass player | Naughty, on hold Holy gonad hunt Handy hung tool Tough hand only Longhand youth Haughty London Loony hath dung Lady on hog hunt |
| Timothy Lyons | Bass player | Smoothly tiny I'm snotty holy I'm hotly stony My shitty loon Tiny solo myth Oily snot myth Oh! My tiny slot Snotty homily Thymy lotions |
| Gareth Newman | Bassonist, famous for his moustache. | Wagner, the man |
| Gavin McNaughton | Bassoonist | Having among cunt Main Van Gogh cunt hang a moving cunt Non-magic van thug Hang unmoving cat Cunt having mango Homing vacant mug Macho VAT gunning |
| John Peter Whitfield | Bassoonist (a.k.a. Lady Whitfield) |
Jewel thief drop hint Defer help with joint Free jet with dolphin |
| Diego Maradona | Bloke | O dear I'm a gonad |
| The Wallace Collection | Brass ensemble | Well cool athletic acne Athletic, ace 'n' well cool Too ethical? We'll cancel! He'll licence a cool twat Conceal well the coital Cool, clean, twice lethal Teach a cool client well Wallet-ache Collection Each wallet collection Eclectical tonal whole Cecil Howell Canaletto |
| Laurence Anthony Frankel | Brother in law | This one has been censored by a close member of his family. But to find it all you have to do is re-arrange the letters and, hey-presto, you'll have it! |
| Sir Georg Solti | C*** armed with a sharp stick | Soloist rigger Gross to girlie Girls to orgies Girls' ego riots Solo is trigger Loser's trio gig |
| Adrian Bradbury | Cellist | Drab urban diary A randy rabid rub Ruddy barbarian Bad urinary bard Ruddy Arab brain Binary radar bud Brandy bird aura A drab, unary bird Rub rain drab day Ruin bad dry Arab |
| Joely Joanna Leah Koos | Cellist | A joke on anal joy-holes |
| Matthew Barley | Cellist | Watery Lambeth Elmy bathwater The watery lamb Me wealthy brat Rhyme-able twat Wambly theatre Warm by athlete The balmy water Balmy twat here Ably threw meat Beat Mr. Wealthy Wart by a helmet |
| Melissa Phelps | Cellist | Shapeless, limp Spell emphasis Hapless, simple Ape smells ship She samples lip She's ample lips She's simple, pal Lash me less, Pip Pimps shall see P.S. I am helpless Slashes pimple Misspell heaps Slim sheep pals Pipe has smells Smallish peeps Pimple hassles |
| Philip Sheppard | Cellist | Hip harp slipped Shipped lip harp Sharp lipped hip |
| Timothy Gill | Cellist | Limit thy log I'll hog my tit |
| Andrew Sparling | Clarinetist | Reginald Prawns A sprawling nerd Rag pan swindler Re-drawing plans Leningrad wraps Danger! warns lip Grapnel inwards Single warp nerd Grinds war plane Grew lips and ran Prawn drains leg Warped, snarling Grand prawn lies Warning! red pals |
| Anthony Pike | Clarinetist | Hip, yank tone Hit key on pan Any phone kit |
| Angela Malsbury | Clarinetist - soloist | Malayan buglers Abysmal granule Large balmy anus Sly blue anagram Grab anus lamely Really a nag's bum A large balmy sun A smelly arab gun Anus alarm by leg My anal gales rub Manager buys all |
| Mark van de Wiel | Clarinettist | Mad evil wanker Walkman derived Weak man drivel Mad live wanker Vile wank dream Warm naked evil Damn weak liver Mr. Wanked Alive Marvel, I wanked Walk via mender Never a dim walk Warm naked veil Invade warm elk Male wank Verdi Evil wand maker |
| Michael Collins | Clarinettist | Comical sin hell Ill on chemicals Ionic clamshell ...so I'll cancel him |
| Claude Debussy | Composer | Seduce us badly Seduce busy lad |
| Gustav Mahler | Composer | Vulgar themas Vast, large hum A glum harvest Gave slut harm The smug larva |
| Iannis Xenakis | Composer | As in axe in skin Sex in a sink in a... A kin in a sex sin Asian in ink sex |
| Igor Stravinsky | Composer | Ovary stirs king Vast, risky groin Stray virgins OK Visits rank orgy Raving toy risks Savory skirting Yorkist ravings Kirov stingrays |
| Ludwig Van Beethoven | Composer | The ungowned bivalve Hunting beloved wave Vow the enviable dung Begun in what evolved Huge bow - and in velvet |
| Mark-Anthony Turnage | Composer | Thank you rag remnant Mr Yank, the orangutan Her mutant yank organ |
| Michelmore Guy | Composer | Chromium elegy Huge icy Rommel Ugly echo mimer Ugly home crime Much limey gore Homely rug mice Huge Cyril memo Huge, icy Mr. Mole |
| Oliver Knussen | Composer | Novel ink users Snivel nurse OK No, I never sulks Oven rules sink |
| Olivier Messiaen | Composer | I am so evil I sneer Same noisier evil ...is over - I am senile. I'm evil arse noise I serialise venom I'm alien - I've sores Semi-erase violin I'm viola eeriness Live mains soiree |
| Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart | Composer | Tarzan good, smegma awful |
| Maurice Ravel | Composter | Valium career Lemur avarice |
| Irritable Bowel Syndrome | Condition | O my terrible drains below |
| David Atherton | Conductor | The odd variant Invaded throat To have and dirt The odd vain rat Deviant had rot That darn video Ditto verandah Avoid that nerd Invade that rod Nova death dirt Doth invade art VD death ration |
| Elgar Howarth | Conductor | Larger, what-ho! |
| Gregory Rose | Conductor | Sorry George |
| Harry Christophers | Conductor | Rash hyper-rich sort Sorry chip thrasher Harsh physic terror Error - crash thy ship Sorry, harsher pitch |
| Jesus Christ | Conductor | Such jest, sir! |
| John Eliot Gardiner | Conductor | Loiterer in DG john Loathing rejoinder A thin drooling jeer Joined another girl Joined Hitler organ Jilted in gonorrhea Halt! indoor jeering Joined another girl Hole-joining retard |
| Leonard Bernstein | Conductor | Dinner-table noser Bender on latrines Slender 'n' baritone Indent nobler arse Enters bonnier lad Render not lesbian Nerd's latrine bone Enters noble drain Resent bonnier lad Intense drab loner Lend bonniest rear Noble trend in arse Nobler dent in arse Noble and reinsert Indents noble rear Benders learn on it Retain slender nob Retains nob lender Bloater's inner end Restrain noble end Bender on entrails Breed on internals Render noble stain Enter blind on arse Insert a noble nerd Alien bender snort Enter a bold sinner |
| Markus Stenz | Conductor | Muzac 'n' rests |
| Michael Tilson Thomas | Conductor | The machismo stallion I'm the colossal hit man Loathe slim macintosh I'm the school talisman Halts loonie mismatch Camel halitosis month Machismo is not lethal Millions hate stomach "Alcoholism", hints mate Slash monolithic meat Scintillate sham homo Colon-ists maim health Oath matches millions Into lethal masochism Shit in loathsome calm Him, the cool, slim Satan A chasm to the millions Shit! this cool, male man That cool, sane, slim him I'm the manic slash tool He's a match to millions |
| Nicholas Cleobury | Conductor | Unheroic Callboys Heroic lunacy slob Choirboy anus cell Celibacy horn soul Bore in cushy local Holy club scenario Chairs looney club Richly abuse colon All bouncy heroics Enrich callous boy He's incurably cool Busily reach colon Cruel by loo chains Bouncy lilac horse Lousy carbolic hen |
| Nikolaus Harnoncourt | Conductor | Notorious carnal hunk Shit! Uncool anorak. Run! Choir took annual runs |
| Paul McCreesh | Conductor |
Camp Hercules |
| Saddam Hussain | Conductor |
A humid sadness
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| Sir Charles Mackerras | Conductor | Rare crack is harmless Rash slim-arse cracker Crackers - has slim rear Rich class arse marker Rear arse's slick charm Rim slasher's earcrack |
| Sir Colin Davis | Conductor | Civillian dross Rivals in disco Livid narcosis Vicar in solids Sinclair's void Valid incisors Slavonic Idris |
| Sir Simon Rattle | Conductor | Sinister mortal |
| Trevor Pinnock | Conductor | Nonvoter prick Convert in pork Pink convertor Pink cover torn Oven porn trick Pink TV crooner Prick to Vernon |
| British Telecom | Corrupt telecommunications company | Besmirch toilet Erotic Thimbles Semitic brothel Thistle microbe The erotic limbs Test rich mobile |
| Kylie Minogue | Dancer | I like 'em young |
| Martha Elizabeth Eastop | Daughter of me |
Amaze hospital threat |
| Emily Rose Eastop | Daughter of me. | Optimal eyesores I'm eyesore to pals Eats pie morosely Remote soapy lies Some polite years I am to see leprosy Operate messy oil Yes, meatier loops It's a sleepy Romeo Easy lies promote I repeat messy loo Loos empty easier Some pose irately Mail eyes to poser Isolate some prey I'm a lost eye poser Misery asleep, too Easily pets Romeo See solitary poem Some see polarity I meet soapy loser I'm sleepy-arse, too Loose times repay Iirate moose yelps Loom erases piety Oily Easter poems Pool tease misery Oats merely poise Serial moose type Tailor eyes poems Some sleepy ratio Armpit looses eye Impose yeast role |
| Margaret Thatcher | Dictator (failed) | That great charmer The charm rage tart Rather great match Great march threat Charm, the great art |
| Augusto Pinochet | Dictator, complete bastard and probably a conductor in his spare time. | Gestapo unit - ouch! Outgo epicanthus Unsought ectopia Sing out coup hate Caution! Huge spot. Huge coup station Neat copious thug Scout to huge pain Tough, poetic anus Cousin to ape-thug |
| David Mellor | Disgrace Tory and trainspotter | Dildo marvel |
| Fiona McCapra | Fiddle player | I'm a can of crap Maniac for crap Can of Campari |
| Sebastian Bell | Flutist | Able in stables Essential blab Best labia lens Balinese blast Nibble atlases Best banal lies Labels in beats Stale as nibble A tenable bliss Absent as libel Nil, as best able Sane bible salt Is baseball net Anal bible sets Leasable bints |
| Tony Robb | Flutist | Nobby rot Bob try-on Born Toby Rot by nob |
| Philippa Davies | Flutist | Applied via hips Had pipe via lips Vapid pipe hails Ha! Diva's lip pipe. Diva apes hip lip Diva has lip pipe Lavish pipe paid |
| Adolf Hitler | Gone, but not forgotten | Allied froth Filth ordeal Dollar thief The frail old Daft ill hero Halt if older Hell of a dirt Do real filth |
| Eric Clapton | Guitarist | Narcoleptic Necrotic pal Pencil actor |
| Helen Sarah Edwina Gwladys Gwendoline Jessica Tunstall | Harpist | Adjust nice swollen genitals, shag anywhere and well said!
Highly jealous, swindling tentacles and a lewd awareness Harsh well joined genitals, wild-eyed as was an angel's cunt |
| President Bill Clinton | Hilary Clinton's husband | Porn instinct libelled Blind prison intellect Spin, or blind intellect? Blind cretin penis toll |
| Alan Civil | Horn player | Vain lilac |
| Andrew Sutton | Horn player |
Nude tarts now |
| Anneke Scott | Horn player | Neatest conk Token stance Teaneck snot Eats not neck Neat conk set |
| Barry Tuckwell | Horn player | Wreck brutally |
| David Bentley | Horn player | Evidently bad Viably dented |
| Dennis Brain | Horn player | Risen in band Drab ninnies Dinner basin Brian sinned Nine ribands Insnared nib An inbred sin Rain in bends Sinned in bar Sand in brine Beans in rind |
| Derek Taylor | Horn player | Yokel retard |
| Helena Giammarco | Horn player | Horn angel, America. Her, megalomaniac? A more magical hen A grim chamaeleon Magical hero, amen! Her calm egomania Large maniac home I'm a macho general Each moral enigma American lame hog Hog american meal A memorial change Echo alarm enigma Manage lame choir Mahler egomaniac Horn gleam - I am ace A mega horn malice In lame macho rage A horn malice game Her magic on a male I am a horn leg mace Oh American gleam I'm a male horn cage |
| Herrick Hayes | Horn player |
Cheeky Harris |
| Jeffrey Derek Bryant | Horn player | Jerky fart, beefy nerd Beef jerky, trendy far Been dafter, jerky fry Ferreted by jerky fan Defy bent jerker fray Baffy jerked re-entry Jerky, efferent, bardy Break, trendy Jeffrey |
| Martin Owen | Horn player | Atom winner Warm in tone Winter moan Write on, man! Mention war Train women Inert woman Man in tower Innate worm I'm a worn net Won't remain I am now rent Marine town I'm not a wren Worn an item Now train me Women in art One warm tin Wet iron man I'm torn anew Own raiment I went Roman I'm near town Rowena Mint |
| Michael Thompson | Horn player | He's limp - not macho Lame chops? Not him He's monolith camp Lo! He's the chops man Metal chops on him The smooch lip man Ha! The common lips Hot men - macho lips Scan the limp homo Male moth in chops Ophthalmic omens Slim phantom echo Macho piles month Metal's oomph inch Champion to helms Chops hail moment Common heath lips Some macho plinth Common lip sheath Hatch me moon lips |
| Nicholas Wolmark | Horn player | Warm skin alcohol All womanich rock So kill charwoman Lowish conk alarm Carnal whims look Wins alcohol mark Wanks alcohol rim Allows minor hack Sick hormonal law Animal howls rock Will soak monarch Walk-in loo charms Roach kills woman All mawkish croon Slalom choir wank Chamois roll wank Walk-in solo charm Walk on slim roach Show anal rim lock Whack normal soil Hickwall's maroon Man-o-war hillocks Slalom chainwork |
| Richard Alan Clews | Horn player | Weird carnal clash Wild carnal search Inward lech rascal Crawl his calender Wash rancid cellar Rare sandwich call Arachnid screw-all Radical chew snarl Hen claws rail-card Liar's clench award Rascal whirl dance Arch snail crawled Slew arch cardinal Achilles' drawn car |
| Richard Watkins | Horn player | Rich stink award |
| Simon Rayner | Horn player | Rainy sermon Misery ran on |
| Stephan Smoktunowicz | Horn player | Chipmunk twat snoozes Customize known paths Unkempt Nazi cow-shots Nazi now thumps socket Nazi's news muck hotpot Token Nazis thump cows Note whiz sucks tampon I'm "up-the-cows" Konstanz Hot wank unzips comets The Nazi town's mock-ups Cowpat hum-zone stinks Unzip cow? Takes months Must pitch wank-snooze Punches zoom wank-tits Potent Nazi shows muck Unzip woman shock test Cunts zip some hot wank |
| Stephanie Rees | Horn player | Serene ape-shit See, penis hater See her panties Sheep trainees Reheat penises Easier Stephen |
| Stephen Stirling | Horn player | The silent spring I strengthen lips Lips gets thinner Things enter lips Teeth, lips 'n' grins |
| Thomas Allard | Horn player | Marshall Toad |
| Timothy Brown | Horn player | Not hit by worm Whim to try nob Twit born - oh my! Throw it my nob Witty horn mob My hot worn bit My two-bit horn |
| Michaela Betts | Horn player | Aesthetic lamb Athletics beam Cash time-table Bathe climates Bath time-scale Estimable chat A Maltese bitch Becalm atheist Beamish cattle Claims the beat Beat this camel I'm the ace blast Blames tit ache Lame bitch eats The basic metal This table came The beat is calm Blames each tit Bitch eats meal I blame the acts Bash me tactile |
| Anthony Halstead | Horn player (ancient and modern), keyboard player, conductor | Hand talents ahoy That alone's Haydn Hates tonal Haydn Thy Handel Sonata! Not a hasty Handel |
| Gavin Edwards | Horn player (baroque and classical specialist) | Wavering dads Grandad's view Sad grave wind Ravaged winds Dreads waving Wagner's David |
| Pigneguy John | Horn player (sessions only) and veggy | Enjoy hung pig |
| Richard Bissill | Horn player - a naturally occurring phenomenon | Irish dill crabs |
| Anthony Catterick | Horn player - London Mozart Players | Not Yank architect Natty ethnic croak Tacky one-inch tart Tiny one-track chat Chaotic tank entry Contact their Yank Taken horny tactic Intonate thy crack Nice thorny attack Annoy that cricket Toy tartan chicken Tacky choir tenant Intact trench okay Thick ocean tyrant Ninth tea-tray cock That necrotic Yank Try one-inch attack Thy narcotic taken Tin tank theocracy Natty cock hairnet A thin cockney tart Not a tarty chicken Horn can't take city |
| Andrew Clarke | Horn player - nat. | Cradle wanker Adrenal wreck Walker-dancer Wank declarer Dark Lawrence Naked crawler Leeward crank Narwal Decker |
| Nigel Black | Horn player - Philharmonia Orchestra | Bleak cling Elk cabling Black in leg All big neck Cell baking Clank bilge Lick bangle Glace blink Bell caking Big elk clan Bengal lick |
| Frank Lloyd | Horn player with technique and attitude |
Frankly old |
| Frank Sinatra | Iraqi Dictator and film star | Farts in an ark |
| Trinity College of Music | London music college | Reflect musicology in it Ugly cornices leitmotif Ligeti's foul comic entry I'm fiercly cutting solo Ligeti fouls my concerti |
| Royal Academy of Music | London music college (I teach there) | A ray of musical comedy Lousy Mafia democracy Saucy, if amoral, comedy. I am a foul scary comedy A mouldy creamy fiasco A musical comedy foray Day of memorial yuccas I am a mouldy, cosy farce Saucy foam - melodic ray Creamy fool amid sauce Air of yummy accolades Romeo - saucy family cad A famously ready comic Your fiasco came madly Saucy mail, creamy food Some icy foamy Dracula |
| Royal College of Music | London music college (I teach there) | Gloomily face closure Free local musicology Foamy cellulose corgi |
| Nicholas Busch | LPO principal horn | Slouch cash bin Classic nob, huh? Oh, lunch basics |
| Francois Mitterand | Mad cretin | Mad strain of cretin |
| Baroness Thatcher | Mad old bag | Harsh obscene tart Honest Arabs retch Arse-throat's bench Hoarse tart's bench Snob cheats rather She acts abhorrent Breasts ache north Abstract hen/horse Boast harsh centre Toast her branches Ate short branches She rats on the crab Abort the crass hen |
| Sarah Holmes | Manager of London Sinfonietta | Harm asshole Has armholes Halo smasher Hears "Shalom" Sash armhole Harsh Salome So has Mahler HMS Arse Halo Hear sham LSO Moral hashes Has more lash |
| Phillip Eastop | Me, myself, I | Lip loaths pipe LSO lip epitaph Apple? Polish it Polite ship pal Pale ship pilot Applies hot lip Hippo pastille Isopleth Palpi Polish lip tape Hippo salt pile Loathe Pip's lip Hit all poppies Eats hippo pill Lost hippie pal |
| Robert Evans | Nat. horn player | Ant observer Never abort Verbose rant Nerves abort Bore servant Arse, not verb Treason verb Traverse nob Veterans rob Taverns bore Enters - Bravo! Snort beaver Absent rover Baton server Sober tavern Torn beavers Raven sorbet Trevor Beans Brave tenors Nat. observer Nostra breve |
| Christopher O'Neal | Oboist | Chairperson Hotel The personal choir Elephant or choirs? Ponce hires harlot Shoehorn particle Posh coherent liar Acorn lithosphere In orchestral hope Hitler's porno ache Rhetorical phones Ethical horse porn Posh rectal heroin A helicopter's horn Halt heroic person This loon preacher This choral opener |
| Ian Hardwick | Oboist | Karachi wind Whack Indira Rich wank aid China war kid Hack wind air In whack raid Kiwi and char I whack drain Wan dick hair I'd wank chair I hack Darwin Kiwi hand-car I draw a Chink I had Nick, raw A raw chin kid |
| Nicholas Daniel | Oboist | Handelian coils Alliance in dosh Lech and liaison A silicon Handel Alien sold china Anal child noise Anal hold is nice ...and a chill noise Anal inch soiled |
| Sara Melinda Maxwell | Oboist | Anal-sex wall mermaid Small anal exam wider All-male inward exams Anal-sex mildew alarm Small weird anal exam Wild anal-sex, alarm me? Mad anal-sex - I ram well Mild raw anal-sex meal Sex-mad in all male raw Wild male anal-sex ram Anal-sex mill made raw Ram well anal sex maid Small mixed lawn area |
| George Caird | Oboist and Principal of Birmingham Music Conservatoire | Doggie racer Doric reggae Regorge acid |
| Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra | Orchestra | Rich, phallic brain-rot horsemen Chair-borne champion thrillers Brahmsian, leptorrhine, chloric |
| Chamber Orchestra of Europe | Orchestra | Carefree amorphous botcher Herbaceous poofter charmer Coach performer hearabouts Abhorrer of cheaper costume |
| Chicago Symphony Orchestra | Orchestra | Hysteric, macho, psycho organ |
| Glyndebourne Touring Opera | Orchestra | Deploy unerring baton-rouge Unendurable ego-trip on orgy Rounding up greater boloney Drool genuine puberty organ Genuine, proud largo rent-boy Yodeler groaning upon brute |
| London Chamber Orchestra | Orchestra | Con-man's hard-core brothel Handel's Moroccan brother Honorable modern scratch Brahms or Handel concerto Noble moaner's chord chart A nobler, handsomer crotch The abnormal chord censor Smear on noble chord chart Brothel and macho corners Canoodler retch on Brahms Harsh man - bolder concerto Bland concertos harm hero Harsh concert and bloomer Abhor her old man's concert Records bathroom channel Calm brotherhood scanner Notable horn-mad scorcher Mont Blanc hard-core horse Merchant's abhorred colon Abhorred Scotsman loner Horns chant clear boredom Motherland's Bach crooner Trombones' roach chandler Crotchet handle-bar morons Smoothbore carnal drench Doctoral branch horsemen Brahms crooner decathlon Conceals horn-mad brother Charm brothers' collonade Necromancer blood thrash Charm has-been control-rod Hormonal dancer botchers Romanced bachelor's horn Ash-blond concerto harmer Choral shortbread conmen |
| London Mozart Players | Orchestra |
Patron normally dozes |
| London Philharmonic Orchestra | Orchestra | Chronic animal porno threshhold Hard-core north noon phallicism Nine month's horrid alcohol crap Hello non-romantic harpsichord Harsh monolithic Londoner crap Rich Londoner's champion harlot Old non-technical horror mishap Smooth anal-porn choir children Champion's noon hardcore thrill Alcohol rich horns predominant Piranha controls homo children Constrain holomorphic handler Horrid henchman - clitoral snoop Chosen dominant phallic horror North-Holland comic hair person Horrid posh non-metallic anchor Phantom's horrid one-inch collar Damn protein-rich horn alcohols Northern homicidal porno clash Chairman hero controls dolphin Horns' clitoral oomph hindrance Control on chairmanship holder Moron chancellor into hardship Idle opthalmic cannon horrors Cool old northern chairmanship Non-alcoholic shorthand primer Homo's third anal-porn chronicle Horrid clitoral spoon henchman Harsh old man - protein-rich colon Clitoral hand-horn microphones Chronic droll nose-hair phantom Romancer loincloth no hardship Atomic dolphin channels horror Horrid protocol nails henchman Chronic old man harpoons Hitler Horn children loath comparison |
| London Sinfonietta | Orchestra | Ninefold notations Enfolds intonation Fondles intonation |
| London Symphony Orchestra | Organised crime | Deny Scharnhorst monopoly Horny Scotsman polyhedron Shyly record noon phantoms Protocols and horny hymens Harlotry nympho's on second Londoner psycho arson myth Smoothly censor handy porn |
| Charles Fullbrook | Percussionist | Four-ball Sherlock Flasher or bullock Herbal rolls, O fuck! Shall rub forelock Rash bell - foul rock Chorales blur folk Cork bell - foul rash Hell flu or OK crabs Shock of rural bell Rock her foul balls Flush cork or a bell Flak brush or cello Four bells or chalk All folk brochures |
| David Hockings | Percussionist | Skidding havoc Dog vanish dick Vanish! dog dick Chiding vodkas |
| Fiona Ritchie | Percussionist | A finite choir Hire a fiction In a heroic fit Hit an orifice A thin orifice Hi! I fornicate Chief in a trio Hi-fi creation An erotic hi-fi Ear tonic hi-fi Ironic, a thief Thief in Cairo |
| Alfred Brendel | Pianist | Flared Blender |
| John Alley | Pianist | A jolly hen Enjoy hall |
| Julian Jacobson | Pianist | Cajun banjo oils Joins job lacuna |
| Shelagh Sutherland | Pianist | The large lush hands Slush health danger Halts huge handlers Deaths shall hunger Hash lends laughter The handlers laughs Lush health gardens Hunger halted slash Ruthless Handel hag The rude shall gnash The large slush hand Thunder as Shag hell Shag her slut handle Hell! Huge rats' hands Hell! She's a darn thug! |
| Vlado Perlemuter | Pianist | Permuted overall Rumpled elevator Drupelet removal Troupe marvelled Top-level eardrum Marvelled pouter Revolt up mere lad Devour ram pellet Prove a red mullet Red meat pullover Leave rum droplet Travelled up more Loud lame pervert Pull me over-rated A top-level murder Trample rude love Plum revealed rot Leave murder plot Mad pullover tree Rump lot revealed Metal rule proved Adult leper mover Pure travel model Mullet or deprave? Rare top-level mud Poem ruled travel Deplore TV mauler Trample ever loud Prelude to marvel |
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| New Labour | Political party | A worn blue |
| Anne Widdecombe | Politician | Winced, bemoaned I been damned cow Menaced wide nob Widen and become Demonic weed ban Womb acne indeed |
| Anthony Wedgewood Benn | Politician | Gone when nobody wanted Bonny new two-handed ego The new gonad beyond now Now yob - and, heed - now gent! Now hanged to new beyond |
| David Blunkett | Politician | Bulk diet and TV Kind debt vault |
| Frank Dobson | Politician | Banks on Ford Franko bonds Fork and snob Darn of bonks Sand for knob Rod knobs fan Nobs and fork |
| Gordon Brown | Politician | Drown Bognor Born do-wrong Wrong nob rod |
| John Prescott | Politician | Protects John |
| Ken Livingstone | Politician | Token sniveling |
| Peter Lilley | Politician | Reptile yell |
| Peter Mandelson | Politician | Lamented person Lame respondent Slept near demon Mean old serpent Molester panned Tamed personnel Needs patrolmen Planned meteors Enter endoplasm Repented salmon Red planet omens Ned Palmerstone Molest and preen Nerd plots enema Lemon and pester Semen and petrol Plot ensnared me |
| Prime Minister Tony Blair | Politician | I'm irritably ominipresent Irritably imminent poser Brain is merrily impotent Irritably import in semen Try simpleton - I'm brainier Permits bonnier military Merry brain - slim petition Simply rotten - I'm brainier Symbol in irritant empire Impair innermost liberty Rotten briny imperialism Britain emormity simpler Potent library minimiser Primarily ten-times Robin Bonny militarist premier Premier's non-military bit |
| Robin Cook | Politician | OK con brio |
| William Hague | Politician | Ugh, I'm a wallie |
| William Jefferson Hague | Politician | I am a low jeering shuffle I am a jewel huffing loser I am a jewel sniffer ghoul Hello, I am a suffering Jew I'm a legion jaw reshuffle I'm a wheeling souffle jar I'm a journalese leg whiff Journalese fig-leaf whim Welfare famishing joule Wholemeal injuries gaff Awesome ruffling Elijah |
| Michael Heseltine | Politiciat and total shithead |
Hi-tech senile male |
| Hilary Clinton | President's wife | Clitoral Hinny Thinly clarino Lyrical Hinton Nth, ironically Annoy till rich Tiny acorn hill |
| P.M. Tony Blair | Prime Minister | Plan "B" - I'm a Tory |
| Diana, Princess Of Wales | Princess (deceased) | Go here |
| Curtis Price | Principal of Royal Academy of Music | Crispier cut Sir Cutprice Super Critic Tripe Circus |
| Carys Lane | Singer | Carnal, yes! Lean, scary |
| Pentium Processor | Small clever thingy | Computerises porn Sperm prosecution Rectum opression Peperoni scrotums Improper countess |
| Compuserve | Some geeky Internet thing | Removes CPU |
| Zachary Dov Paechter Eastop | Son of me | Crazy chap's overhead teapot Crazy hothead TV space-opera |
| Mordecai Christopher Paechter Eastop | Son of mine | It's Mr. Ted Poacher Poacher Poacher The appropriate is corrected. He's macho. Descriptors to papier-mache each other. He's the sacred parametric photocopier. Cai - three phase tropospheric democrat. He's the academic troop-carrier pet-shop. Pre-research erotic mashed-potato chip. Cai is the sheep-tamer to hard-core copper |
| The Guardian | The best UK newspaper | Naught aired Huge radiant Harangued it Hut drainage Audit hangar Death airgun United aargh! Hit and argue Argued in hat A hung tirade Dung hit area |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | Thespian | He's grown large 'n' crazed |
| Sir Alec Guinness | Thespian | Clearing sinuses |
| Nicholas Eastop | Tomboniset - and my brother (his website) |
Captain Osshole |
| David Nathaniel Purser | Trombonist | Death and universal rip Unadaptive hardliners Virulent dead piranhas Urinated evil, and sharp Lad punished narrative Nude devil piranha rats Sulphide and narrative Repulsive hat and drain Deadpan urinal thrives Saliva drip underneath Vandalised up thin rear Hard-in and superlative Repair this nude vandal Vandal pirate rushed in April and his adventure Hard-earned visual pint Plainer virus and death Darn ape-shit nude rival Interval sharp, unaided Depraver is in anal thud Vandalise a thunder rip ...and up the invalid's rear This depraved anal ruin Hardened spiritual van Hadrian's lip adventure Anal invader herds it up Anal invader up red shit This prude anal invader |
| James Casey . | Trombonist | Jam's ace, yes! |
| Roger Harvey | Trombonist | Hoary verger Gray hoverer Rye horgrave Very rare hog |
| Peter Bassano | Trombonist and head of brass faculty, Royal College of Music | Sober peasant Separate snob Absent operas Beast persona Tape baroness Operates bans Barons's peseta |
| Bruce Nockles | Trumpet player | Ulcers Beckon Lucre beckons Cockerel buns |
| Crispian Gay Decourcy Steele Perkins | Trumpet player | Okay, depressingly insecure piss practice Crap! Generalised yucky erection Spanking creepy delicious secretary Creakily suppress decaying erection Creepy renegade stinks capriciously Pestering specialised currency okay Sickening yuppy as delicate sorcerer Despair guy sneakily creeps concerti Angelic pruriency secreted piss, okay Creepy geniuses practise rancidly, OK! Ugly rednecks crap pianistic eyesore Greedy spanker capriciously entices Sick guy despairs creepy intolerance Ace sadist - creepy songlike pruriency Suck despairingly as creepy erection Greedily occupies tyrannic speakers Yucky, considering a special pesterer Ugly kindnesses or creepier capacity Okay geriatric suspends nicely creep Sick creepy dinosaur - creepy genitals Tediously sickening creepy arse crap Classy Kng Crap - crudities eyeopener Coarsely creepy genuine sadist prick Nicer in yucky decrepit opera glasses Sauciest prick greedily annoys creep Nosy genitalia pricks creepy seducer Despairingly prick ace cunt eyesores Tediosly creepy arse-cracking penis Creakily eyes up despairing concerts Specialising randy creepy toe-sucker |
| Elizabeth Anne McAneney | Trumpet player | Able, ace, zany, eminent hen Nice lazy mean beaten hen Enable Mycenaean zenith Hymenial zebec antennae Menace Byzantine Helena Hyena bezel maintenance Analyze Theban eminence Mechanize teeny Annabel |
| Michael Laird | Trumpet player | Dial rich male Heraldic mail I'm a real child |
| Miles Davis | Trumpet player | Evil Sadism |
| Paul Archibald | Trumpet player | A bad car uphill Baalu pilchard Hard labial cup |
| David Powell | Tubist | Wild love pad A well-odd VIP Valid, we plod Waved old lip Wop devil lad Dived wallop Valid plowed LP - "Devil Woad" |
| Oren Marshall | Tubist | A smaller horn Small ear horn Earns ham roll Armhole snarl Mahler's "Lorna" Small hero ran Man hears roll |
| Roger Chase | Viola player | He's a grocer Hog's career Hero's grace Horse Grace Rose charge Sheer cargo Heroes crag Ego's archer Ego crasher Cars go here |
| Paul Silverthorne | Viola player, LSO and London Sinfonietta | Puritan shoveller Splinter overhaul Pollute varnisher Raineth pullovers Help! viola returns Penis hurt overall The snivel parlour Posh interval rule The plural version Violent sharp rule Supernovae thrill Urinal helps voter Hitler values porn The nervous pillar Plainer love hurts Evil polar hunters Prune this overall Slut, or hen, prevail The loner-pal virus Traverse on uphill Trip over anus, Hell! Insult her overlap Leper - visual north. He's ultra-vile porn Uphill venerators |
| Andrea Jane Morris | Violinist | Major dinner areas |
| Christopher Warren Green | Violinist | Hears wrenching reporter Northerners were graphic Pre-research whoring rent Newer, sharper or retching Hear northern pig screwer New partner - high sorcerer Higher screwer on partner Rich. Wagner - horn pesterer Creep when sharing terror Cretin here grown sharper Wagner's porn richer there |
| Helen Paterson | Violinist | Snore elephant North Nepalese Hate personnel Eternal phones Another spleen The lean person Help! Arse nonet The Snape loner The penal snore |
| Miranda Dale | Violinist | A damned liar Arid and lame Alarm and die An idle drama Animal dread Dermal Diana Adam Ireland A main ladder A manlier Dad Ideal and arm Lad in a dream Ladder mania Deal in drama Denial drama Drama and lie Lad marinade Add a mineral Midland area Admiral Aden |
| Rachel Podger | Violinist | Arch leper dog Large red chop Charged prole Crap gold here Gold preacher Parcel her dog Plod recharge Cradle gopher O'ercharged LP Redleg carhop |
| Simon Blendis | Violinist | Slob in denims Demon in bliss I mindless nob Bonds in slime Dim noble sins Nine dim slobs Blonds in semi Model sin-bins Seldom's in bin Sends in limbo Slid nobs in me Nob end is slim Mini boldness Blend mission Non-IBM slides |
| Susanne Stanzeleit | Violinist | Nuns in sleaze state An unessential zest Nazi tune staleness Nazi's lute neatness Satan seizes tunnel Sunniest tan sleaze Slut seizes antenna Tune zeal nastiness Unsettles sane Nazi Neat, tuneless Nazis Seize anus 'n' talent Tastes nun in sleaze Laziest 'n' tense anus Seize as ants tunnel Sleaze nets tin anus Nun's tit - sane sleaze Latest unseen Nazis Useless Nazi tenant Tit's annual sneezes |
| Viktoria Mullova | Violinist | Virtual viol amok Vivarium loo talk To valour via milk Vulva trio mail OK All took vivarium Lurk vomit a viola Moult via rival OK Ovum all trivia OK "VulvaRoam" oil kit Vulva mile ratio Ovum ravioli talk Vulva tail or I'm OK Oral vulva - I'm it, OK Our viola milk vat A loo rim vulva kit Molto Iraki vulva Kirov alto valium |
| Clio Gould | Violinist and leader of London Sinfonietta. Very sexy. | Loud logic Lucid logo Cool guild |
| Peter Hanson | Violinist, leader of Eroica Quartet - also my Best Man and all time best friend | Sharpen note Anton Sphere Protean hens Sheraton Pen Tense orphan Aspen hornet One's panther Serpent Noah Nonet phrase Another's pen Nth personae Snape hornet He's a porn net Herpes on ant Share not pen |
| James Boyd | Violist | Jambo's dye Day jobs, me. Mad job? Yes! Joy dabs me |
| Leon Russell King | Violist | Single sulk loner Single-user knoll Nuke grill lesson Killer's leg nouns Killer's nose lung No leering skulls Leg skill neurons Kill negro unless... Snug line snorkel Sun on killer's leg Keen slugs roll in |
| Stephen Alexander Tees | Violist | Serene athlete expands Earnest sexed elephant Presented thee anal sex Death's eternal expense He alternated expenses Neater sexed elephants Ethernet-speed anal-sex Deepest nether anal-sex The anal-sex enters deep Sent the anal sex deeper Hated eternal expenses Penetrate sexes handle Serene planet hated sex An expert hates needles Speed-enter the anal sex See the pretend anal sex |
| The Houses of Parliament | Whorehouse | Loonies far up the Thames |
| Caroline Frances Paechter | Wife of me | Anarchic postal reference Another farcical presence Clean preachers fornicate Non-spherical carefree cat Partial conference search Cannot research fireplace Incarcerate ponce flasher Fanatic pre-research clone Reaches carnal perfection Cheaper, cleaner fractions Accept infernal racehorse Conceals crap hereinafter Enforcer catches airplane Fat anencephalic sorcerer Terpsichorean flea cancer Character's can-opener life Transference choir palace Charcoal pie transference Heroin spacecraft cleaner Fancier concept rehearsal Replaces coherent African Carefree porcelain snatch Rare cat-flap incoherences Freelance orchestra panic Cheaper canonical ferrets |
| Salman Rushdie | Writer | Slash! I'm unread Alas, him unread Shamed urinals Rude sham - slain. Run as idle sham Assure him land Had aimless run Run amid hassle Rushed animals Unshared mails His lad's manure Rash and meusli Her dismal anus Hiss and mauler Human as slider Sham laundries Shamed insular His sad numeral Runs sham ideal Runs ahead, slim Mad ruin hassle I hum as slander I slash rude man Unshamed liars Damn as his rule Rie human lads Shame ruins lad Hard sum aliens Slush marinade His manual's red Human ears slid Harems sundail Silas unharmed Mahler's unsaid Numdah serials Danish maulers |
| Courtney Pine | Jazz saxphonist | Puny erection |